Tainted love or tainted league?

i got some priceless intel on soft cells plans to rush out a record for the start of the season called TAINTED LEAGUE.sources close to the band remained tight lipped but an insider confided that mar kalmond was a red hot tim.mar,it has emerged,was sickened after watching high level mibbery in action throughout last season (and every other season.ed) a close friend of the rock giant revealed:"mar was par'TICularly upset after the hamilton game and it didn't half put him off his after-dinner bon-bons".serious stuff indeed.peter lawell was unavailable for comment yesterday but it is understood that talks between mar and celtic are at an advanced stage.HAPPY DAYS this is only the beginning! I J C G E